Me. At least after what I've been through.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
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