It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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