I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
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The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
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He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
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