How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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