i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
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I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
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please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
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