sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
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I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
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She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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