butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
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fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
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You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
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