i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
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