She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
You need a sexual gate keeper
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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