I will die if light touches me.
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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