she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
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well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
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My ass is underappreciated
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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