was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
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