So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
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Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
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I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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