Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
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Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
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Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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