ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
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I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
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IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
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Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
I need to stop being so honest when I'm drunk. I got proposed to by a stranger again last night. It's not my fault that I would be perfectly ok making sandwiches and giving blow jobs for the rest of my life.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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