And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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