Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
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Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
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I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
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