I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
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