just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Do you have feelings for this penis?
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
