scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
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Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
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I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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