what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
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PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
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You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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