she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
We are two peas in an std pod
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
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Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
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I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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