Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
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