Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
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