ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
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