Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I feel like death gave me a hand job
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
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