What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
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He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
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Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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