My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
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You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
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I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
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