her vagine was all disorganized.
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
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These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
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I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
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