i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
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Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
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You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
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