My brain says no but my pants say off.
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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