I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
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I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
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Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
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