i would one night stand the shit outta him
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
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the wall and i were having dominance issues.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
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Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
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