Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
I can tuck mytits in my pants
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
They should really pass out barf bags in church
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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