I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
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