hotel room ftw
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
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Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
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Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
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