3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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