oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
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i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
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Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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