Porn is love you can see.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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