good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
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My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
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At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
I need to calm my uterus...
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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