There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
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