I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
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frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
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I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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