Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
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It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
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I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
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