On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
You can't special order awesome
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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