The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
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