So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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