i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
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