Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
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The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
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You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
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