O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
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