I feel like I'm in dance class right now
The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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