He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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