Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
So gin and wine won't be happening again
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
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once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
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He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
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