the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
Hello my rib-scented angel!
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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