New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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